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Monday

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"YOU HAVE NEGROID COWBOYS GYRATING TO JUNGLE RYTHYMS"

this feels nice of the nice

Orlando, FL -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

NATIONAL SOCIALIST MOVEMENT TO MARCH IN ORLANDO AGAINST NON-WHITE CRIME AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

White Citizens Unite To Confront Violent Black And Hispanic Criminals

The National Socialist Movement, "America's Nazi Party", will gather in downtown Orlando, FL and then hold a uniformed, swastika-flying rally to protest growing black and Hispanic criminality and continuing illegal immigration on February 25, 2006 between 2 PM and 4 PM

"The crime issue is a race issue," NSM Spokesman Bill White stated today, "Crime and non-white people go hand in hand, and we, as representatives of the healthy white population, are demonstrating to let blacks and Hispanics know that their misbehavior in our societies will no longer be tolerated."

The National Socialist Movement has conducted numerous similar marches across the country in the past year. The most attention grabbing demonstrations have been in Toledo, Ohio, where black gang members responded to the demonstration with racist criminal violence and rioting.

"Black crime is a direct result of the 'civil rights struggle', which was led and directed by Jewish communists who viewed black criminality as a weapon to wield against a white community which they hated," White continued, "Hispanic crime and gangsterism, similarly, is entering this country because it is encouraged by an organized Jewish lobby of hate."

The rally follows a National Socialist Movement rally in Orlando, held last weekend, in which approximately 60 Orlando and Central Florida residents gathered for an NSM membership drive.

The National Socialist Movement was founded in 1974 by Clifford Herrington, Robert Brannen, and other followers of George Lincoln Rockwell as a successor to the American Nazi Party. Brannen was an American organizer for the National Socialist German Worker's Party, and the NSM traces its heritage back directly to Adolf Hitler's organization. Herrington continues as the NSM's Chairman.

The National Socialist Movement is led by Commander Jeff Schoep and is based in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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Hey, this feels nice of the nice

* Hall of Shampoos
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WHERE IS MY MARLBORO MAN
* WHERE IS MY LONELY RANGER
* WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE???
* Cowboy
* Why Is My Life So Empty?
* Why are Muslims are a threat to Western society
* WHAT THE HELL IS A DILDOG ANYWAY?

Niggerbomb Splash

* Discussion: Paula Cole's armpit hair
o Do you find women with armpit hair more or less sexually attractive y/n
o Do you find women with armpit hair more or less sexually attractive y
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* Whose fault is this?
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What the fuck is a Breeder Chomo Nig?



Faaaaat niggerZ!

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History of the Great Outdoor Dildog

Christina loved Nattelie’s pussy, especially when it is fresh fucked and oozing cum. For some reason cum tasted better from Nattalies pussy then from Rob’s dick. Christina remembers the first time she tasted cum, it wasn’t from a boy but from her dog. It wasn’t the same as people cum, it was thinner but just as tasty and always left her mouth tingling. She wondered what dog cum would taste like lapinging it from Nattalie’s pussy. Even though she [[and Nattalie were best of]] friends, she didn’t know if Nattallie would let a dog fuck her. She decided to ask anyway.

It was a thrill when she broached the subject with Nattalie and

Christina found out that her girl friend had fucked a dog several times and liked it. Nattalie explained that the only problem was when you let the dog in to deep and his dick knot went inside your pussy. Then it would be a little while after the dog came that he could pull his dick out. Both girls agreed that to get fresh cum, it was important to have the dogs dick pull out just after climax.


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OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING
THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER
CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND

WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS

Friday

Treatise on mankind

Anonymous said...

The life and times of ryan carroll, inspired by the existence and transcendental happenings of ryan carroll, existentialist. PART 1
Ryan Carroll went to the store,RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK
Then there was the time back in 65 when Ryan Carroll went to a play called ryan caroll. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK.
Ryan carroll went to the wal mart and played spunkers. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL AND SCOTT MASON ARE FUCKS GAY FUCKS AND THEY ARE INTO FUCKING. Ryan Carroll went into a dirty bookstore and washed the phone, RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK SCOTT MASON IS A LOW LIFE SCUMBAG PAULA DUNCAN WONT USE LOTION ON HIS LIFELESS TURD COCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO SMOKE AND BROWNS LIGGOLATAS AND BOUGHT THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TRISTAM SHANDY. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO A SENSITIVITY SEMINAR AND MATED WITH LARGE WOMEN EXISTENTIALLY IN DREAMS. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK SCOTT MASON CANT SUCK COCK ANYMORE BECAUSE HE HAS A HORSE HYDRA HEAD IN GREECE. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO DHARHAN TO PLAY WITH MONKEYS. RYAN CAROOL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK. SCOTT MASON IS A LOW LIFE HE FUCKS DUCKS AND SMOKES TYLENOL PM JUST FOR THE TASTE OF IT IT REMINDS HIM OF DRIPPING COCK AND TUNA SPERM. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO KARACHI AND ORDERED BEAN BURRITOS, RYAN CAROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CAROOL IS A FUCK. RYAN CAROOLL WENT TO DA WAI CENTER AND PLAYED PEAKNUCKLE, RYAN CARROL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROOL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROOL WENT TO SHUNUBS STATE FARM AND BUILD MANTIS. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYUAN CARROLL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO SEE EMILY HINN (HERETOFORE KNOWN AS ALIAS EMH TOOL EMH TOOL EMH TOOL PHONE CALL EMH). RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROL IS A FUCK. HOW MANY RYAN CARROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A TACO STAND IN RIDAYH. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO APARTHEID MEETINGS IN 1875. RYAN CARROL IS A FUCK RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT UP TO SCOTT MASON AND ASKED TO BORROW THE DETACHABLE PENIS. RYAN CARROLL IS A FUCK RYAN CAROOL IS A FUCK. RYAN CARROLL WENT TO THE EXXON HEADQURTERS ON DEBBIE, JUPITER AND BOUGHT LOW CALORIE SPUMMABON. RYAN CARROL IS A FUCK RYAN CAROOL IS A FUCK.

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Anonymous said...

The Paradox of Individuality:


The roots of modernity stem from the importance placed in the individual above all else. Modern society places emphasis on society as a collection of individuals, rather than on society as a unit of smaller pieces reaching for a goal much as an organism is created out of organs working towards a single goal- sustaining the existence of the whole. Because of this focus on the pieces, fragmented and separated from the whole, consensus can never be achieved, except to the lowest possible values- comfort mainly, as seemingly all other popular values, whether in a physical sense as drives most consumerism, or in a mental sense, as in entertainment and illusions of personal importance, which act to cause the one enjoying them to cease thinking about issues of mortality or accomplishment (or, more specifically, lack thereof).



In order for this happy impotence to continue existing, it requires that every individual be given not only the mental comfort outlined above, but none to excel in any meaningful way, for that would be implying that not everybody is equal, and would shatter the blissful numbness. Echoes of "Brave New World" and "Paradise Lost" should be ringing loudly in the reader's head right now; in guaranteeing comfort and a comfortable self-esteem for all, it stifles all potential towards anything other than mediocrity.



The reason that this goes unnoticed by most people is because of the adornments to one's affectation that this system allows. Every person can choose to put on a different superficial role, their own dysfunction, while acting like everyone else. They can choose to buy the Britney Spears CDs because of their complete faith in blind hedonism to lead them through any situation, or they can buy their favorite album from Linkin Park to demonstrate their unfocused anger. At their root, though, they're engaging in the same action- purchasing a plastic product to demonstrate their "uniqueness" for playing this role, which will be forgotten and thrown away within a few months (popular music aims at expressing nothing other than base, meaningless sentiments, and thus is wholly disposable and similar).



Most people, being unable to create great works or take action towards a cause in any form, love this form of individuality because it allows them to think that they're an individual without having to exert any sort of effort to distance themselves from the norm; it allows them to be equally important to the person who writes great symphonies, or is the greatest warrior, despite their complete lack of distinction. Thus, they create mobs which operate wholly to provide a place for the individual's sense of ego, and harshly attack all that pose some threat to their sense of self importance; which happens to be basically anyone who has some distinction in their merit, rather than the role that they play and call a "personality". Thus, the paradox of individuality is revealed; through holding up the concept of the individual above all else, it forces everyone to be the same, undistinguished person.
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Anonymous said...

How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?
Jizz in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!

How many Mexicans does it take to grease an axle?
One if you hit 'em just right.

How many Mexicans does it take to grease a combine?
It all depends upon how fast you run them through.

Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Because they're half black and half white, and smell like shit.

Why doesn't the state of Texas electrocute Mexican prisoners anymore?
Grease fires are too hard to put out.

Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop.

What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Why don't niggers marry Mexicans?
Their kids would be too lazy to steal!

Why doesn't Mexico ever host the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump,
and swim are in America already.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed

There is a Mexican, a nigger and an Asian in a car, who is driving?
The Cop!

Why doesn't Mexico have a NAVY?
Because cardboard don't float.

Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it? Because you can fit five?

What's a Mexican fortune cookie?
A taco shell with food stamps in it.

Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars?
Because it might be theirs.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Pinto?
20
How do you get them in?
Throw in a five dollar bill.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application

What do you call a Mexican baptismal?
Bean dip
What do you call a Mexican being baptized?
Bean dip.
What do you call 5000 Mexican's in a pool?
Bean dip

Why do Mexicans have mustaches?
They want to be like their moms!

Where do u hide cash from a Mexican?
Under the soap!

Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
So they can pick lettuce while they cruise

How do you know how many Mexicans are in a Safeway?
Count the Pintos and multiply by 20.

Why were there only 3000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had 4 cars.

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house?
Adopted.

Who's the richest person in Mexico?
The one that gets it.....

How do you take a census in Mexico?
Throw in a bar of soap and count the number of people running away.

How do you count the population of Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the street and count the people running after it.

What did the Mexican kid down the block get for his birthday? The bike you threw out 3 weeks ago.

Know why Mexican women wear long dresses?
To hide the bug strips. [Picture]

Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on.

Why do Mexican girls wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.

What's the most confusing day for a Mexican?
Father's Day!

How do you tell a Mexican girl from a Jewish girl?
A Mexican girl's jewelry is fake, but her orgasms are real.

What do you call a pregnant Mexican?
Bean Bag.
What do you call an old Mexican woman?
Bean bag

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.

Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?

How can you tell a Mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why can't spics be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.

Q: How do you give a mexican a concussion?
A: Smash his head with the toilet seat while he's drinking.

Q: Why do flies have wings?
A: To beat the mexicans to the trash can.

Q: How many mexican's does it take to grease a car?
A: Just one if you hit him right.

Q: Why did the mexicans have to move out of the house?
A: Because they couldn't figure out how to flush the pool.

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a mexican?
A: Ten. 1 to hold the mexican, and 9 to hold the oranges.

Q: Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
A: Because they come with birth certificates.

Q: Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
A: Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here.

Q: Why is there so little great mexican literature?
A: Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950.

Q: Why is the average age of the mexican army 40?
A: Because they take them right out of high school.

Q: What are the three most difficult years in a mexicans life?
A: Second grade.

Q: What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
A: Unemployed.

Q: What is a mexican's favorite sport?
A: Boxing... Boxing oranges!

Q: What do you call a building full of mexicans?
A: Jail.

Q: Why did the mexican cross the road?
A: To get from the gas station to the orange groves.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a phone booth?
A: Throw in a food stamp.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What do you call a taco with a food stamp inside it?
A: A mexican fortune cookie.

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
A: A mexican funeral precession with only 1 set of jumper cables.

Q: Who's the best man at a mexican wedding?
A: The guy with the jumper cables.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in
Mexico?
A: They don't want to wear out the donkey.

Q: Why do mexicans wear sombreros?
A: So they have a place to put their taco when they are stealing your hubcaps.

Q: Why do mexican's drive lowriders?
A: So they can pick the cabbage.

Q: Why do they have hydraulics?
A: When all the cabbage is gone, they can then pick apples.

Q: What do you say to a mexican in uniform?
A: I'll have a big mac, coke and fries.

Q: What do you call sex with a mexican?
A: Rape.

Q: Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
A: Because the beans keep falling through the Grill!

Q: Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?

Q: What's the name of Mexico's telephone company?
A: "Taco Bell."

Q: A mexican spent one whole hot day mowing the lawn, why couldn't he go inside the
house and grab a sip of water?
A: It wasn't his house.

Q: Who's the best man at a Mexican wedding?
A: The guy with the jumper cables.

Q: Did you hear about the two mexicans on "That's Incredible"?
A: One had auto insurance and the other was an only child.

Q: Why do mexicans eat beans?
A: So they can have a bubble bath.

Q: How do you know that Superman isn't mexican?
A: Because he would steal wheels off air planes if he was.

Q: Why do most mexican men have mustaches?
A: Because they want to look like their mothers.

Q: How can you tell a mexican airline?
A: It's the one with hair under the wings.

Q: Why don't mexicans like blow jobs?
A: They don't like ANY kind of jobs.

Q: What do you call a mexican with an IQ of 176?
A: A village.

Q: What do you call a mexican paratrooper?
A: Instant air pollution.

Q: How many mexicans does it take to grease a car?
A: Just one if you hit him right.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
A: I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

Q: Why are scientists breeding mexicans instead of rats for experiments?
A: They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them.


There were three construction workers, one was mexican, one was English, and the other
was polish. They were on the high scaffolding of the building they were building, and they
were eating lunch. The Mexican looked in his lunch, and said,"A taco, if I get a taco one
more time I'm going to jump off this building!"
The English guy looked in his lunch, and said,"Crumpets, if I get crumpets one more time
I'm going to jump off this building!"
Then the Polish guy looked in his lunch and said,"Polish sausage, if I get this sausage one
more time I'm going to jump off of this building!"
The next day they all got the same lunch, and they all jumped off the building, and died.
At the funeral the Mexican's wife said,"If he would have told me he didn't want tacos I
would have made him something different."
Then the English guy's wife said,"If he would have told me he didn't want crumpets I
would have made him something else."
Then the Polish guy's wife said,"I don't understand, he made his own lunch."

A Mexican tried to get into the United States. He was stopped at the
border and questioned as to why he wanted in this country and how long
he would stay.
He told them that he wanted to live there and become a citizen. The
officer said, "Okay, if you use yellow, pink, and green in a sentence, I
will let you in."
The Mexican thought and thought. He finally said, "The telephano goes
green, green, green. So I pink it up and say 'yellow'!"

Q: What do you call four Puerto Ricans in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco

Q: What do you call a Mexican hitchiker ?
A: El Paso

Q: What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A: Bean dip

Q: What's a "feel-up"?
A: It's what you get at a Mexican gas station.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'

Q: What do you call a Texan?
A: A Mexican who ran out of gas going to Oklahoma

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new
Mexican President?

Q: What is six miles long and moves five miles an hour?
A: A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables

There are two Mexicans are talking. One is a new resident of
the town. The first Mexican says to the other,"Hey, vato, this
town is pretty rough. All the Mexicans know how to fight. So
watch your back."

The other Mexican replies,"I don't need to worry, because I know
Mexican Judo." And the first Mexican asks, "What's Mexican Judo?"
The second says, "Ju don't know if I have a gun; Ju don't know if
i have a knife. . ."

A Russian, a Mexican and a Texan are all sitting around a
campfire.
The Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka, slams it down, throws
it up in the air and shoots it. He announces to his companions,
"There is plenty of Vodka in Russia."
The Mexican takes out a bottle of Tequila. He slams it, throws
it up in the air and shoots it. He turns to the Russian and
says, "there's plenty of Tequila in Mexico."
The Texan takes his good ole american bottle of beer, slams it
down, throws it up in the air and shoots the Mexican. He turns
to the Russian and says, "there's to many Mexicans in Texas!"

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart. He empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain
nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the
border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in
Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Q: What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Q: What did you name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

A high ranking official from the Clinton Administration was invited to
speak at a banquet tendered by the Don Q Rum Corp. in Puerto Rico.
The man delivered his speech nobly, but for one fatal flaw. He persisted in
referring to his hosts as the "makers of that wonderful Bacardi rum."
Every time he mentioned the competing name "Bacardi", an official from
Don Q would jump up and correct him saying, "Don Q, senor, Don Q!"
The smiling Clinton aide would answer, "You're welcome."

Q. What do you get when you cross a mexican and an italian?
A. A guy who makes an offer you can't understand

Q. Why do mexicans have noses?
A. For something to pick in the winter time

Q. Why did they cancel drivers ed. in mexico?
A. The donkey died

Q. What did the mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?
A. He married her

Q. Why do mexicans eat refried beans?
A. Ever see a mexican that didn't screw things up the first time
or
so they can take a bubble bath at night

Q. How many mexicans does it take to grease a car?
A. Just one if you hit him right

Q. What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
A. I don't know but it sure picks tomatoes

Q. Why are scientists breeding mexicans instead of rats for experiments?
A. They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them

Q. What do you get when you cross a mexican and a vietnamese?
A. A car thief that can't drive

Q.Did you hear about the two mexicans on that's incredible?
A. One had auto insurance and the other one was an only child

Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?
A: TEQUILA

-There is an American, a German, and a Mexican.
They are in all in a boat.
The boat is about to sink.
Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter!
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says:
"We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says:
"We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies:
"We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!.
-There was a German, an American, and a Mexican.

They were walking in the woods.
Suddenly a heard of buffalo came at them.
They ran and ran until they saw a shack and went in it.
2 days later the buffalo left.
The men got out of the shack only to find layers of crap everywhere!
They were forced to jump in because there was no way out.
The German took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my waist. "
The American took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my knees. "
Then the Mexican took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my ankles. "
The American asked, " How did you do that. "
The Mexican replied in a muffled voice, " I jumped in head first. "

-Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

-Why do Mexicans eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap

-What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken..."

A Britisher, a Frenchman, a Mexican and a Texan were on a small
plane. All of a sudden the engine sputtered and they realized
that they had to lighten the load or else all would die. Only one
could stay on the plane, so they drew straws and the Mexican got
to stay.
The British fellow steps to the door, yells "God save the Queen!"
and jumps out.
The Frenchman goes to the door, places his hat over his heart,
yells "Viva la France!" and jumps out.
The Texan gets up, hollers "Remember the Alamo!" and pushes the
Mexican out.

Q: Why didn't Mexico have an Olympic national team at NAGANO?
A: Because everyone who could run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A
VASECTOMY?
A dry Martinez.80742.9474270034
1:33 PM
Anonymous said...

School District to recognize "Ebonics" as a foreign language

7/21/05 - UPI

It used to be called Jive.

A series of slang words grouped together in primitive ways that is spoken by the lowest of evolved humanoids.

Then one alleged educator renamed jive 'ebonics' to somehow
grant respectability to this nigger noise.

Now A school district in Southern California has approved the affirmation and recognition of Ebonics into its curriculum in an
attempt to help the less evolved students improve academic performance.

The San Bernardino Board of Education says a pilot of the policy, known as the Students Accumulating New Knowledge Optimizing Future Accomplishment Initiative, has been implemented at
two city schools.

'Ebonics' or nig-bonics, was recognized as a separate language by the nigger fools at the Oakland, California school board in 1996.

Although the program is aimed at coon students, other students can choose to participate.

Ratibu Jacocks, a member of a coalition of black 'activists' - the Westside Action Group - said they are working with the district to ensure the policy is implemented appropriately.

He welcomes the idea of other ethnic groups lobbying for their own program. "When you are doing what's right, others will follow,' Jacocks said. "We have led the way before the civil-rights movement opened the door for women's rights and other movements."

(How about A White Civil Rights Movement? Why not A special program for German children to embrace their culture?
Is it racist for whites to have special programs but not for Blacks?)

The Minuteman(militiaman) project

7/20/05 - AP

(Communists and other leftist scum claim that the Minutemen
are racist even though they will let anyone participate regardless
of race. Extremist's use this ploy regularly to demonize whatever
they don't like. These guys are about as racist as Bush is smart;
and we should know!)

The minuteman Project is an volunteer movement that vows to guard the United States from the wave of brownskin Spic Scum. Some of the minutemen are nonwhite like Carl Whitaker who runs the Tennessee Volunteer Minutemen. Carl is an subhuman injun who
works to expose those who employ illegal aliens.

At least 40 groups opposing illegal immigration have popped up nationally, inspired by the Minuteman Project that rallied hundreds
this year to patrol the Mexican border in Arizona.

President Boy George has called the movement vigilantism.

The Minuteman Project itself has generated chapters in 18 states, from California to Utah, Minnesota and Maine. The Tennessee group and others like it have no direct affiliation but share a common goal.

At the Department of Homeland Security, whose authority includes patrolling borders and enforcing immigration laws, response to Minuteman-type activism is reserved.

"Homeland security is a shared responsibility, and the department believes the American public plays a critical role in helping to defend the homeland," agency spokesman Jarrod Agen said from Washington. "But as far doing an investigation or anything beyond giving us a heads-up, that should be handled by trained law enforcement."

Non whites and commies attack the Minutemen

7/20/05 - Newswire

Jim Gilchrist the founder of The Minuteman Project experienced the worst of America. He witnessed the literal siege of VFW Post #2080 by about 60 belligerent, death-threatening mud animals twice July 16th. The Caucasian-hating members of the subhuman organization known as the Mexican brown berets, stormed the VFW Lodge, damaging signs and other property. They were eventually repelled
by the late-arriving San Diego County Sheriff's Dept.

No arrests were made.

The rampage was orchestrated by Armando Navarro, a known Spic commie, who holds a comfortable, taxpayer funded, tenured position as a professor at the University of California - Riverside, Ca., and who has devoted his life to promoting the Spic conquest of the seven southwestern US states. He calls for the conquest to be carried
out by gunpoint, if necessary.

One California Minuteman volunteer, Jim Woods, was physically assaulted by a gang of ten of Navarro's thugs as he sat in his car alone at a border outpost. He was physically restrained in his car seat by the brown berets, who threatened to kill him. They stole his keys from the ignition and left him stranded without food or water for several hours. When Jim Woods identified two of the gang members to the Sheriff's Dept. and asked for an arrest, no action was taken by the Sheriff's deputies. One deputy just responded to Mr. Wood's plea for help with "Oh, you just lost your keys," despite repeated pleas to the contrary from Mr. Woods.

Forced crackdown on Illegals incite governors to issue threat

7/19/05 - Associate Press

Fees for a new driver's license have been threatened to triple.
Lines at motor vehicles offices could stretch out the door.

(The sky is falling!)

Governors threatened that states and consumers would get screwed because of the push to turn Drivers licenses into a national ID card.

The new federal law called the REAL ID Act was passed in
June as part of an $82 billion military spending bill.

By 2008, states must begin to verify whether license applicants are American citizens or legal residents of the United States.

Ideally this will prevent states from handing out drivers licenses to any illegal alien that applies. Many states like Oregon hand out drivers licenses without verifying citizenship. Once you have a license
(which is really your government ID card) you then have de facto citizenship.

That deadline brought the first question in a closed-door session between governors and federal officials on homeland security
Monday at the National Governors Association meeting.

The two groups also talked about pressures on National Guard troops, and steps to better integrate state and local law enforcement with federal efforts to prevent terrorist attacks, governors said as they wrapped up their summer meeting.

After meeting privately with governors, Homeland Security Jewboy
Michael Chertoff said the new law could create opportunities to protect people against identity theft. He also offered assurances that his agency would work cooperatively with states. "What we want is to find a common plan that works for everybody, but we'll also take into account the natural differences states have," Chertoff said.

Democrat Bill Richardson of New Mexico said "denying illegal immigrants a driver's license just makes it harder for government
and law enforcement to keep track of them. New Mexico allows illegal aliens to get Drivers licenses. "

(Why don't we just seal the damned borders with electrified fences and minefields? If Ariel Sharon can fence in the Palestinians in
in palestine, why can't be be allowed we fence in our country? Next the government should find the Spics here and bring them home:
either on a bus in they go along willingly or in a box if they resist.
We wouldn't have to keep track of the Beanors or worry about them being uninsured motorists if they were back in the turd-world where their slime belongs!)

Iraqi war continues out of control

7/17/05 - Aljazerra

Deadly violence across Iraq continues, leaving more than 100
people dead and nearly 300 wounded in bombings since 7/14.

Attacks in Baghdad on Sunday morning claimed the lives of 10 people, including five members of the Iraqi security forces, after
police convoys were bombed, an Interior Ministry official said.

The attacks follow Saturday's devastating bombing at the southern town of al-Musayyib, when a man detonated himself near a tanker of liquefied gas, killing at least 70 people and wounding 95, according to hospital sources.

The explosion also set the central square, cars and shops ablaze.

The first attack on Sunday killed two policemen and one civilian
in the eastern New Baghdad neighborhood, police 1st Lieutenant Muhammad Jasim said. Seven policemen and one civilian were also wounded, some seriously.

About an hour later a second car bomb exploded near a police convoy near the Bayaa bus station in southern Baghdad, killing three police commandos and four civilians, police Captain Talib Thamir said. Three civilians were also injured in that blast.

"I was 100 meters away when I saw the fireball. It was enormous... People were burning in their cars. We had to get them out with hooks," said Khodr Abbas.

"I saw women in the burning houses crying for help and we couldn't do a thing," he said.

One of those injured, Ammar al-Karaguili, 40, said he saw disparate parents throwing their children out of windows and from balconies to escape the inferno.

In other violence, a US soldier was killed and two more wounded by an improvised explosive device in the northern Kirkuk province of Iraq, the US military said.

This brought to 1757 the number of US military personnel killed in
Iraq since the March 2003 invasion: according to a tally based on
the slanted Pentagon figures.

KKK Leader: 1979 Shootings Were Self Defense

7/17/05 - Fox Jews

A former Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan took the stand at a public hearing Saturday and said those who fired on people at a "Death to the Klan" march more than 25 years ago did so in self-defense.

Five people were killed at the Nov. 3, 1979 rally.

"To tell the truth, if you look at the evidence and see what happened,
it was all self-defense," said Gorrell Pierce. "Everybody was participating in a riot."

Pierce, a former Grand Dragon of the Federated Knights of the KKK, spoke at public hearing held by the Greensboro "Truth and Reconciliation Commission".

The "commission" is investigating the deaths at the march organized by the Communist Workers Party that ended when members of the Klan and the American Nazi Party opened fire.

Leaders in Greensboro, a city of 223,000 in central North Carolina, fear the hearings will rekindle old animosities, but organizers hope to uncover what they feel is the untold story behind the shootings and promote healing.

Pierce said fighting between marchers and Klan members ended in shooting because Communists tried to pull a 79-year-old Klansman out of his car and younger Klansmen came to his aid.

He said he had ordered members of his Klan faction not to attend the march. "I regretted it the day it happened," said Pierce.

Several Klansmen were acquitted of murder charges at a state trial. In 1984, federal prosecutors failed to win a conviction against Virgil Griffin, a Klan member from suburban Charlotte who was acquitted of conspiracy to interfere with a federal investigation. Griffin was scheduled to testify later Saturday.

The shootings followed a clash earlier that year between Communists and Klansmen when the Klan showed the film "Birth of a Nation" in nearby China Grove, Pierce said. At the movie, anti-Klan demonstrators confronted them so closely "you could feel each
other's breath," he said.

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Anonymous said...

Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a lampshade
Your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking jew
Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away
But all the jews that didn't have rotted in the lime pits
50 years later, you've still got an agenda
For world domination, but you'd better think again
To when we had the upper hand, der furher had control
You kikes were in the cattle cars, then shoved into an oven...
Think of all the friends and family you lost...


Happy Hanukaust!


You claim six million, i wish it were true
But you're a pack of lying fucking jews
A holocaust memorial is built on the land
Where most of your relatives are buried in the sand
In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution...
Too bad you weren't part of the final solution
Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo
Will never hide the fact that you're a dirty jew
Think of all the friends and family you lost...


Happy Hanukaust!


Light the menorah and think of the time
When you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes
All those filthy jews... they must have been pissed,
They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list
Think of all the friends and family you lost...


Happy Hanukaust!
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Anonymous said...

How to Become Your Parents

We all know what it is that makes our parents so distinctive: adults are more beaten down than children because they've seen more frustration and hence, written off more avenues of approach in life. We're all familiar with the sayings they have. Don't fight it, go with the flow, it's just how things are. Don't resist, give up, go along, in other words. For this reason, most people have a nagging fear of being "conformist" like their parents.

What your parents are, more than anything else, is practical. They've set aside a few things they can control and written off the rest, knowing - if they're smart - intuitively that things such as democracy, free enterprise, etc. are covers for the vast ongoing kleptocracy of modern government. They no longer have time for ideals because in their experience, every ideal gets dragged down into the same old thing. You can avoid this, if you want to, but it requires thinking outside of what is commonly accepted as an ideal.

It used to be (1960s) that the way to become your parents was to be conservative. If your only values were earning money and going to church, by god, you'd be a parent in no time at all. The reason for this is that conservatism was where the sheep hid back then, because it was the safest ideology. Now the sheep have found an even safer ideology, and that's liberalism, in all of its covert forms - including what passes for "conservatism" today.

The core of liberalism is class warfare, or the ongoing desire to lift up those who are impoverished or oppressed so that there can be social equality. Liberal ideologies from Communism to the Democratic Party to Anarchists to what passes for "Greens" all share this basic thrust. Their fundamental idea is that if we make everyone happy, there will be no strife, and if there's no strife, we will not be personally endangered. And that's where liberal thought ends. It doesn't go on to consider what might make a life meaningful, or make living in a society positive. But it's a perfect ideology for getting along with people.

Think about it. If you encounter people working on your house, bums in the street, impoverished oppressed AIDS patients, etc. you can tell them you're on their side. You believe everyone should have what you do, and as a token of that, you'll hand them a small gift and send them on their way. It's a combination of pacifism, or refusing to fight for what must be done because someone might get hurt, and pity, or finding a way to make others seem puny by giving them things and thus affirming the roles of you as powerful giver and them as weaker receiver. For whatever reason, because it refuses to assert that some ideas are worth fighting for over others, and because it refuses to acknowledge that not all people are equal in ability, liberalism is a very popular belief, even when hidden in a conservative skin in the style of George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan.

However, remember the old adage: the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Liberalism, as good intentions, creates disorder out of society by, instead of putting effort into the growing areas of society, e.g. its excellent people, putting energy into those who are going nowhere and removing any external pressure for them to rise up out of a state of failure. Since liberalism is one of those beliefs composed of moral/ideological projections instead of adaptations to reality, it also puts everyone in spacy cloud-nine fantasyland, where they dream on about how good they are and how the poor are being helped while what they should be focusing on - society as a whole - goes into the toilet. But no one ever got fired for adopting a liberal idea, because if you don't stamp it with allegiance to a certain party (red star), the basic concepts are socially inoffensive. "Sure, I accept every person as my brother or sister."

Liberalism is in fact no different from the conservative Christianity which was the bedrock of conservatism in the 1950s. We fight the Soviets because they don't have "freedom," so what we're doing is morally right. Now we fight "racists" for the same reason, not thinking that perhaps there is no end to this war. But let me share with you a little secret: whether we call it Christianity, or liberalism, or pluralism, or humanism, the simplest way to become a beaten down and submissive droid like your parents is to adopt this viewpoint. The secret is that out of all the beliefs you can potentially adopt, almost all are derived from liberalism, and therefore, basically the same.

Be a hippie or a Republican, an anarchist or a Green, a Libertarian or a Communist. It doesn't matter. You're still upholding the same basic broken belief system that originates in the Jewish idea that morality should preserve the individual at all costs, and avoid personal sacrifice; this is in dramatic contrast to the Indo-Aryan ideal that ideals should be upheld at all costs, as they are the basis of structure in our lives. No matter how much you rebel, with Che Guevara posters on your walls and emo in the CD player, you're still acting through the same tired drama that has torn down every civilization, which is a progressive distancing from reality and regression into the individual.

This type of thinking makes it easy to be beaten down. You can't have any strong opinions, because that would offend someone, and therefore be not only un-liberal but bad for business. You can't desire any change outside that mythological beast known as your "personal life," because that might conflict with someone else's desires - no matter how insane - and thus cause offense and loss of business. Finally, you can't ever suggest that the way we do things - liberalism - is in error, because it's clearly a "good" thing and also a socially-accepted one. Keep these ideas in your head, and soon it won't be worth fighting and you'll give in to the flow. You will have become your parents. 53233.5781206229

DICKS OUT OF SPITE

"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.

The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.

"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.

"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.

"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.

"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."

Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.

"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.

"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.

"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.

"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.

"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"

"I dunno."

"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."

The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.

"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."

I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.

"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone. OK?"

There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!

I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!

"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.

I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.

"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? Shit, you're cute."

The cool beef did not reply.

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